{"id":32,"date":"2015-09-15T22:27:25","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T22:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/?p=32"},"modified":"2017-02-28T21:34:18","modified_gmt":"2017-02-28T21:34:18","slug":"hackers-themed-cocktails-for-you-20th-anniversary-hackers-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Drink All The Booze, Hack All The Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Please consider supporting my writing on <a href=\"http:\/\/patreon.com\/armageddon\">Patreon<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>With the release of the 20th Anniversary edition of Hackers on Blu-Ray, Hackers parties are popping up left and right. Help your guests get as trashed as Dade&#8217;s\u00a0rights with these Hackers-inspired cocktails!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Acid Burn<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Shaken and served on the rocks!<\/em>\u00a0<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>2 oz. light rum<br \/>\n1 oz. lime juice<br \/>\n4 oz. pineapple juice<br \/>\n1\/2 oz. grenadine<br \/>\nhabanero bitters to taste<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crash And Burn<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Shaken and served on the rocks!<br \/>\n<\/em>2 oz. tequila<br \/>\n1\/2 oz. mezcal<br \/>\n1 oz. lime juice<br \/>\n4 oz. orange juice<br \/>\n1\/2 oz. grenadine<br \/>\nhabanero bitters to taste<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zero Cool<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Shaken and served up!<br \/>\n<\/em>2 oz. gin<br \/>\n1 oz. green Chartreuse<br \/>\n1 oz. lime juice<br \/>\n1\/2 oz. Yerba Mate syrup<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hack The Planet<br \/>\n<i><\/i><\/strong><i>Suspiciously like a Cuba Libre&#8230; served on the rocks!<br \/>\n<\/i>2 oz. light rum<br \/>\nJolt Cola<br \/>\nLime wedge<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hacked Gibson<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Served up, stirred, not shaken. We are not barbarians.<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>2 oz. gin<br \/>\n1\/2 oz. dry vermouth<br \/>\nCocktail onion*<br \/>\n<i>Pour gin and vermouth into a glass. Add ice to the top. Stir until well-chilled. Strain into martini glass. Look at cocktail onion. Recognize that cocktail onions are garbage.\u00a0Mumble &#8220;god&#8221; under your breath, and toss cocktail onion into the Garbage File. Congratulations, you&#8217;ve hacked the Gibson!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Serve these cocktails, and watch other party hosts mess with the best and die like the rest. Just don&#8217;t rollerblade after drinking, and remember: it&#8217;s not a hangover, it&#8217;s The Plague.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please consider supporting my writing on Patreon. With the release of the 20th Anniversary edition of Hackers on Blu-Ray, Hackers parties are popping up left and right. Help your guests get as trashed as Dade&#8217;s\u00a0rights with these Hackers-inspired cocktails! Acid Burn Shaken and served on the rocks!\u00a0 2 oz. light rum 1 oz. lime juice &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/?p=32\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Drink All The Booze, Hack All The Things<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[7,5,4,9,3,10,8,6],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-acidburn","tag-cocktail","tag-cocktails","tag-crashandburn","tag-hackers","tag-hackthegibson","tag-hacktheplanet","tag-zerocool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.totallynotmalware.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}